timetravelingtrickster:

I’m sorry, you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory

(via havetardiswilltravel)

fullmetal-dipshit:

ozzyosborntodie:

“you’re a virgin, so obviously you know nothing about sex” 

(via commander-cosmo)

doctortveit:

there’s harry potter fans then there’s harry potter fans

(via commander-cosmo)

mitunathehelicaptor:

tagging nsfw is hilarious like it’s just like you’re in a room with a shitload of people and you shout PORN and then some people cover their eyes and others stare at you in anticipation

(Source: s0uleaterevans, via commander-cosmo)

popculturebrain:

CBS entertainment president Nina Tassler has now confirmed for TVLine that Season 9′s entire run will, in fact, span the wedding weekend and just the wedding weekend, as the comedy details “how each character, before Ted, meets the mother. So, they each meet her independently before he does.”

(via captainbutlers)